Want to send some one a message in Mission Impossible style?? Now you can do it in 3 easy steps

1. Go to https://privnote.com/
2. Type in your message
3. Send the generated link to the person.

The message self destructs itself as soon as the recipient reads the message.

<>!*”#
^”`$$-
!*=@$_
%*<>~4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED

For you somewhat cybernetically challenged, it goes something like this (using the proper cyber-names):

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH

Source: http://www.cise.ufl.edu/~ddd/poem.htm

how-to-geek wrote a very useful post on how to create a Shortcut or Hotkey for the Safely Remove Hardware Dialog. Read the article here.